Grandma: The Rap (feat. HappySlip!)
Written by alex on Monday, April 30th, 2012 in Arthritis.
New Album on iTunes! itunes.apple.com Special thanks to my friend Christine–the wonderfully talented HappySlip–for helping me out with this video. It was an absolute honor to be able to shoot a scene with her. I’m a big fan of her channel, and a bigger fan of her as a person! www.youtube.com More videos to come all summer/fall! If you want more updates, feel free to follow me on Twitter: www.goremy.com http www.facebook.com LYRICS: Knit one purl two yeah you can see it’s all right yeah I be smitten with mittens knit til I yield to arthritis you think I’m too old to take you well I’m-a make you a believer I’m-a take you like I go and take my monthly Boniva You think you’re better than Grandma well it’s unfounded I’d stab you with these knitting needles but the tips are rounded My phone is ringing off the hook must be my ears, knowing me Yeah, my friends are phone terrorists yeah, they’re blowing up my rotary Calls from Gertrude, Mildred all my girls, I can’t stop come on over ladies I done TiVo’d us some Matlock you young ladies wear big rings? you bet it’s absurd see all of my bling bling is made by Medic Alert Playing bridge with my friend Maybell while doing laundry with Downy got so much bridge on this table I call it Madison County I moved to Florida, it’s better there and I like the weather there check the letters, bet I get a letter saying Medicare oh I see them kids, talk to all of my neighbors orthopedic kicks? yeah, I got all the flavors I don’t float like a …
